THE FREE BLOAT AUDIT
Vendor cost management,run like an investigation.
Every vendor bill in the business — telecom, processing, energy, shipping, payroll, software — examined the same way: line by line, against benchmarks, by a human. One case file back. You approve anything that changes.
CATEGORIES ON FILE
26
TELECOM
$1,600–$2,130/yr
PAYMENTS
no case range published yet
ENERGY
no case range published yet
closed cases only · empty until a case clears
THE DOCKET
The whole practice, on one page.
Every category on file — what bloats in each, and where its file lives. One audit can cover several categories. Start anywhere.
Telecom
Payments
Energy
Utilities
Multi-Location
Internet
Shipping
Payroll & HR
Insurance
Software
Office
Fleet
Consulting
Waste
One audit can cover several categories. Start anywhere.
THE INSTRUMENT
The Coverage Instrument.
Tick every bill your business pays. One intake covers all of them — the examination runs category by category and comes back as one case file.
Tick every bill your business pays
Insurance reviews are referral-only: we flag what looks bloated and route you to a licensed professional — we never advise on or change coverage ourselves.
0 CATEGORIES SELECTED
Get my free bill audit pick your worst bill first — the rest ride along.
ON THE RECORD
Findings from closed cases.
TELECOM · CLOSED 07-02 · HISTORICAL EXAMPLE
Six voice lines. One hadn't carried a call since 2021.
A Philadelphia-area collision shop was billed for six voice lines, an analog fax line dead since 2021, and a 'regulatory recovery' fee that benchmarks at $0.
line-usage report + carrier statement, read against current market rates
found range
$1,600–$2,130/yr flaggedconfidence: high
historical case · anonymized · ranges shown are what was found in this case — not a promise · reviewed by a human, decided by you
RECEIVED — · EXAMINATION PENDING
Coming to the file
RECEIVED — · EXAMINATION PENDING
Coming to the file
Own more than one location? The bloat multiplies.
The same dead line, the same padded rate, the same junk fee — once per site. Multi-location cases roll every address into one ledger.
Questions on record.
Q.What counts as a vendor bill?
Anything recurring with a company name on it: internet and phone, card processing statements, electric and gas, waste haul, shipping, software seats, fleet fuel, payroll-adjacent fees. If a vendor bills it monthly, it's on the docket. Insurance is referral-only — we flag, a licensed professional advises.
Q.Do you need my contracts, or just the bills?
Bills first — that's where the examination starts. Contracts make the findings stronger (renewal dates, rate terms, termination clauses), so send them if they're handy. A bad photo of either is fine.
Q.How long does an audit take?
It depends on how many categories you send and how many pages each runs. We don't publish a turnaround number we can't stand behind — a human reads every case, and a person will reach out when examination begins.
Q.Is it really free?
Yes. If we find savings and you choose to act, we're compensated on the back end — by partners or vendors in some categories, always disclosed before any change. No fee if we find nothing.
Send the whole stack.We'll read it.
Bloatweiler may be paid by partners or vendors in some categories — always disclosed before any change. No guaranteed savings.
Cross-references
- TelecomLines, plans, rate creep
- Card processingEffective rate, junk fees
- EnergySupply rate + broker markup