The guard dog against business bloat.

What we actually do

You send us one recurring vendor bill. A real person reads it line by line, benchmarks every charge against current market pricing and your actual usage, and finds where you're overpaying — rate creep, junk fees, expired promos, dead lines, billing errors. Then we hand it back as plain Savings Opportunity Cards: the problem, the evidence from your own bill, an honest range, and a recommended next step.

If you want us to act, we do — we'll pursue a re-rate, a retention offer, an error refund, or a switch. But nothing happens without your approval, and no vendor is contacted until you say go. You stay in control of your accounts the entire time.

Why "the guard dog"

A good guard dog doesn't bark at everything — it knows the difference between a threat and the mail carrier. That's the job: sniff your bills, growl at the bloat, and leave the rest alone. We'd rather tell you "this bill is actually fine" than invent a problem to look busy.

How we make money (and why we tell you)

Your first Bloat Audit is free. After that, depending on the category, we may be paid a share of the savings we find, or compensated by a partner or vendor. We disclose how we're paid before you act on any recommendation — so you can weigh it. We don't sell your data, and we never promise savings we can't evidence.

Who's behind it

Bloatweiler is a service that helps small and medium businesses reduce recurring vendor costs. Every audit today is reviewed by a human — there's no black-box AI making decisions about your money, and there's a real person you can call or text with a question.